Thursday, March 18, 2010

New Roommate

When I was jogging yesterday I found a turtle trying to kill himself by lying on his back in the middle of the path. What a stupid asshole. So, I took him home and named him Wade Boggs. This little son of a bitch knows how to party!


3 comments:

  1. Um. You were jogging?!?! Holy shit. I think it was all a dream.

    Dude. You named it after a former Yankee, you ARE cool after all! Before I thought you were just a terd.

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  2. I actually named him after Wade Boggs because he is a living american folk legend, see for yourself: http://64millerlites.blogspot.com/2008/02/test.html

    Yankees suck!

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  3. Check this out:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJdseQsEbng

    Effin' HiLARiOUS my Nigga!

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