When I was jogging yesterday I found a turtle trying to kill himself by lying on his back in the middle of the path. What a stupid asshole. So, I took him home and named him Wade Boggs. This little son of a bitch knows how to party!
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Um. You were jogging?!?! Holy shit. I think it was all a dream.
ReplyDeleteDude. You named it after a former Yankee, you ARE cool after all! Before I thought you were just a terd.
I actually named him after Wade Boggs because he is a living american folk legend, see for yourself: http://64millerlites.blogspot.com/2008/02/test.html
ReplyDeleteYankees suck!
Check this out:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJdseQsEbng
Effin' HiLARiOUS my Nigga!