RFTIMU

An ongoing Twitter commentary between myself and my friend Tomeeko. WTF is RFTIMU you ask? RFTIMU stands for Random Fact That I Made Up...and here are the facts as given by Tomeeko and me:

Tomeeko

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RFTIMU: The Sun actually rotates so that its rear is always facing the Earth; essentially it can be considered that the Sun is mooning the Earth.

Tomeeko
RFTIMU: birds have the ability to see the future...but they won't tell anyone.

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RFTIMU: Cell phones actually have no risk of causing a person to develop brain tumors, they can however force you to become racist...

Tomeeko
RFTIMU: Michael Jackson has been cloned...his name is Faruk Basol and he lives in Ecuador.

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RFTIMU: Bon Jovi's father was a high ranking general in the SS and reported directly to Adolf Hitler.

Tomeeko
RFTIMU: If you boil 2 eggs in whiskey you get olive garden dressing.

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RFTIMU: Batman is not a bat, he is actually more like a condor.

Tomeeko
RFTIMU: Cheese can cure cancer, as well as plan a mean after party.

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RFTIMU: Adolf Hitler was born in La Fonda, Mexico, and his favorite food is fish tacos with a radish and lime garnish.

Tomeeko
RFTIMU: Godzilla has a degree in psychology as well as topography...so he can know the lay of the land.

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RFTIMU: The average lifespan of black people is 0 yrs...black people don't exist, they are really cyborgs.

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RFTIMU: Tyranosaurus Rex and Brontasaurus used to be best friends until T-Rex fucked Bronty's mom.

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RFTIMU: Jean-Claude Van Damme has done the splits in 473 movies since 1984.